Bob was in trouble. He forgot
his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She
told him "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!" The next
morning he got up early and
left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough
there was a box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought the box
back in the house. She opened
it and found a brand new
bathroom scale. Bob has been
missing since Friday.
his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She
told him "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!" The next
morning he got up early and
left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough
there was a box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought the box
back in the house. She opened
it and found a brand new
bathroom scale. Bob has been
missing since Friday.
