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    Post by BEWAJAY Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:29 am

    So today I was bored, so wen I saw an ant, i put a bit of sugar in front of it....It played around with the sugar and hit the road, I assume to tell its friends abt the sugar. So I waited til it came back with the others, then I removed the sugar so its friends would call it a liar



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    Post by Game Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:49 pm

    Yo momma is so fat when she
    got on the scale it said, "I need
    your weight not your phone
    number."
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    Post by Game Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:51 pm

    A mother is in the kitchen
    making dinner for her family
    when her daughter walks in.
    “Mother, where do babies
    come from?” The mother thinks
    for a few seconds and says,
    “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
    fall in love and get married.
    One night they go into their
    bedroom, they kiss and hug,
    and have s******.” The daughter
    looks puzzled so the mother
    continues, “That means the
    daddy puts his penis in the
    mommy’s vagina. That’s how
    you get a baby, honey.” The
    child seems to comprehend.
    “Oh, I see, but the other night
    when I came into your room
    you had daddy’s penis in your
    mouth. What do you get when
    you do that?” “Jewelry, my
    dear. Jewelry.”
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    Post by Game Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:53 pm

    Yo mamma is so ugly when she
    tried to join an ugly contest
    they said, "Sorry, no
    professionals."
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    Post by Game Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:56 pm

    After picking her son up from
    school one day, the mother
    asks him what he did at
    school. The kid replies, "I had
    s****** with my teacher." She gets
    so mad that when they get
    home, she orders him to go
    straight to his room. When the
    father returns home that
    evening, the mother angrily
    tells him the news of what
    their son had done. As the
    father hears the news, a huge
    grin spreads across his face.
    He walks to his son's room
    and asks him what happened
    at school, the son tells him, "I
    had s****** with my teacher." The
    father tells the boy that he is
    so proud of him, and he is
    going to reward him with the
    bike he has been asking for.
    On the way to the store, the
    dad asks his son if he would
    like to ride his new bike home.
    His son responds, "No thanks
    Dad, my butt still hurts."
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    Post by Game Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:59 pm

    A teacher asked her students
    to use the word "beans" in a
    sentence. "My father grows
    beans," said one girl. "My
    mother cooks beans," said a
    boy. A third student spoke up,
    "We are all human beans."
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    Post by Game_wizard Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:16 pm

    A science teacher tells his
    class, "Oxygen is a must for
    breathing and life. It was
    discovered in 1773." A blonde
    student responds, "Thank God
    I was born after 1773!
    Otherwise I would have died
    without it."
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    Post by Game_wizard Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:18 pm

    A teacher wanted to teach her
    students about self-esteem, so
    she asked anyone who
    thought they were stupid to
    stand up. One kid stood up
    and the teacher was
    surprised. She didn’t think
    anyone would stand up so she
    asked him, “Why did you
    stand up?” He answered, “I
    didn’t want to leave you
    standing up by yourself.”

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